if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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