new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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