I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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