my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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