69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You're a waste of cheezeits
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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