Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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