Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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