This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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