ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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