brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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