omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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