Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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