Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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