Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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