I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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