bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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