Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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