you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I have aggressive nipples.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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