I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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