Cold hands, warm shart.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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