wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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