y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i came on her dog
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
please don't ironically join a cult
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