SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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