you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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