he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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