nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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