I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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