I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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