Its about making memories worth repressing
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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