Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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