their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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