She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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