We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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