Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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