guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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