Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Randomize