Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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