Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
do nipples grow back?
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