You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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