Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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