We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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