just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It's shark week go big or go home
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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