I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize