he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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