i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I pour the whiskey from now on
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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