Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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