i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
and she was petting her beer can
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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