you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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