there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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