Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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