return my video game
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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